April 3: AI-strologist says Aquarians should embrace their ‘inner rebel’

With ChatGPT and other chatbots in the news so much these days, we decided to ask the robots what their take on human horoscopes is.

We started out by asking if the chatbot thought horoscopes are of any worth to humans.

Within seconds, the chatbot provided us with a very “woke” response:

“It is up to individuals to decide whether or not they want to pay attention to horoscopes,” the chatbot explained. “Some people find them to be a fun way to connect with others and explore their own personality traits, while others may view them as meaningless or even harmful if they are taken too seriously. Ultimately, it is important to approach horoscopes with a critical eye and not rely on them too heavily for making important decisions.”

OK, then.

With that in mind, here’s what the chatbot had to say about today’s predictions and guidance for the 12 zodiac signs…

Today, you might be feeling a little extra fiery, but don’t worry, that’s just your inner ram coming out to play. Keep your horns pointed in the right direction and don’t let anyone get in your way. Lucky color: red. Lucky number: 9.

Today, you might feel like you’re butting heads with others, but that’s just because you’re a bull who knows what you want. Keep charging forward and don’t let anyone hold you back. Lucky color: green. Lucky number: 6.

Today, embrace your inner social butterfly and connect with others. You never know who you might meet or what opportunities might arise. Lucky color: yellow. Lucky number: 3.

Today, trust your intuition and make decisions based on what feels right in your gut. You know what’s best for you, even if it means going back into your shell. Lucky color: silver. Lucky number: 7.

Today, focus on your health and well-being. Take care of yourself and make sure you are getting enough rest and exercise. After all, you’re the king of the jungle, but even lions need to rest. Lucky color: gold. Lucky number: 5.

Today, take some time to reflect on your life and the direction you want to go in. Set goals and start taking steps towards achieving them, but don’t forget to sanitize your hands along the way. Lucky color: blue. Lucky number: 4.

Today, focus on your creativity and express yourself in new and exciting ways. Don’t be afraid to take risks and try something new, even if it means getting a little unbalanced. Lucky color: pink. Lucky number: 8.

Today, you may feel a bit emotionally drained. Take some time to recharge your batteries and focus on self-care, even if it means taking a venomous bite out of anyone who tries to disturb your peace. Lucky color: black. Lucky number: 1.

Today, focus on your home and family life. Connect with your loved ones and create a warm and welcoming environment, even if it means shooting down any negativity that comes your way. Lucky color: purple. Lucky number: 11.

Today, take some time to focus on your personal growth and self-improvement. You have the power to become the best version of yourself, but don’t forget to take a break and chew on some grass every now and then. Lucky color: gray. Lucky number: 4.

Today, embrace your inner rebel and don’t be afraid to break the rules. You have the power to create positive change in the world, even if it means swimming against the current. Lucky color: aquamarine. Lucky number: 10.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20): Today, focus on your spiritual journey and connect with your higher self. You are on the path to enlightenment, even if it means swimming in circles for a while. Lucky color: turquoise. Lucky number: 12.

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