Author: Celeste
Your zodiac sign decides the best summer fit for you
Written by: Celeste
Venus is the planet of beauty, justice, and magnetism. So naturally, she has some influence on your fashion. Want to look and feel like the very …
Content mills, your aunt’s fruitcake & a babble of Babylonians: How Americans got crazed with horoscopes
Written by: Celeste
Listen up, stargazers and skeptics, because we’re about to dive headfirst into the surprisingly ancient history behind the wildly popular modern Horoscope. Yes, those little blurbs …
Your zodiac reveals: How to win friends & influence people
Written by: Celeste
OK, cosmic comrades and future puppet masters! Gather ’round, because your favorite slightly cynical (but devastatingly accurate) stargazer is here to spill the celestial tea. You …
Happy Birthday, Nicole Kidman! 8 Astrological Reasons She’s Better Than the Rest of Us
Written by: Celeste
There are two kinds of people in this world: those who blink politely when you mention Big Little Lies, and those who would commit actual crimes to …
AI Horoscopes: Reiki-Certified Aunts, Truth Bombs & Cosmic Bubble Baths
Written by: Celeste
The astrology of this week is like one of those extremely heartfelt reality show episodes where everyone cries, gets motivated, then dramatically backslides in time for …
Cosmic Concoctions: Your Signature Cocktail, According to AI Astrology
Written by: Celeste
If the current astrological (or political) climate has you hankering for a stiff drink, rest assured I am right there with you. But before you reach …
The Purrfect Feline Match for Every Zodiac Sign
Written by: Celeste
Choosing a cat is a Big Deal. It’s right up there with deciding whether to get bangs or finally learning how to fold a fitted sheet. …
The Aries Heart: How to Capture Their Affection
Written by: Celeste
If you like them, tell them. Directly. Maybe even loudly. They appreciate clarity. Ambiguity is for Libras and people choosing paint colors. An Aries wants …
Mom-Daughter Bonds: AI Astrology Explains
Written by: Celeste
The intricate tapestry of the mother-daughter relationship is practically its own branch of cosmic study. Woven with threads of profound connection, frustrating knots, and patterns that …
Forget Zillow: Let’s Tour Your Cosmic Real Estate
Written by: Celeste
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Your entire baffling, glorious, occasionally disastrous existence, conveniently (ha!) divided into 12 distinct Cosmic Properties! Forget Zillow scrolling at 2 AM while …
The Best Dog For You, According to Astrology
Written by: Celeste
All dogs are perfect, if you ask me. But Astrology can reveal the characteristics of your ideal four-legged friend. You’ll want to pull up your birth chart and …
