You must be at least 18 to read this story.
Or, at least, you have to be 18 to enter Build-a-Bear’s latest undertaking.
Would you like to sip Beary Seltzer with a stuffed dog named Barkliegh in high heeled boots and an “It’s wine o’clock somewhere” T-shirt?
How about a spa day and some champs with a stuffed bunny named Pawlette?
Have I got the website for you!
Build-A-Bear, the original bear building workshop, is apparently no longer satisfied that every child in the country starts yelling and screaming when they see a Build-A-Bear shop.
Now, they’re coming for us adults.
Just in time for Valentine’s Day, Build-A-Bear has unveiled its newest product line that will surely make the to-do over Tickle Me Elmo look like a couple of old ladies sipping tea and playing mahjong. Brace yourself, it’s…
BUILD-A-BEAR AFTER DARK!
Photo credit: BuildABear.com
Complete with an 18 and over only website, which actually leads you to believe the bears are a lot more adult themed than they actually are.
And they don’t just have drinking buddy creations. Oh no, not by a long shot. There are also designs for, shall we say, more adult pursuits, like The Devilish Happy Hugs Teddy sporting nothing but a cape, devil horns, silk boxers and a smile. Partially dressed stuffed animals have never seemed so exposed.
These new “adult” stuffed animals and accessories can all be found on Build -A-Bear’s website, kind of suggestively named “The Bear Cave,” where you can see bears with themes ranging from the sugary sweetness of Disney to the action-packed bears of The Matrix … and, of course, the aforementioned come-hither collection.
And you must be 18 to even see them, much less shop them, which is probably appropriate.
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