Do you love camping but are encumbered not being able to walk around in it?
Are you always approached by strangers at campgrounds because you look so cute in your coordinated camping outfit?
Do you think you could outrun a bear while nestled in your current sleeping bag?
If you answered yes to any of these questions you have camping issues and there are some hard truths you must hear.
First and foremost, you can never outrun a bear. Don’t even try.
Second, that sleeping bag you have is only good for one thing, and that’s just sad.
And finally, you are the center of attention because you are cute.
Luckily, now there is a solution to all of your camping dilemmas: The sleeping bag onesie.
The Selk’bag Original Wearable Sleeping Bag is everything you’ve ever dreamed a sleeping bag could be. This sleeping bag/coverall integration is inflaming the camping fantasies of many outdoorsy and not so outdoorsy people.
According to the manufacturer, in this “sleep sack of tomorrow” you will experience “complete freedom,” wearable coziness and abundance of warmth.
Frankly, I’m planning to wear this purely for fashion, and you will too once you see them.
The sleeping bag onesie has zip-on accessories like a hood that can be pulled tight, and footies that let you wear your street shoes during the day, so you can have the comfort, warmth, and the social spotlight you want.
It’s you in a bag, and you will love it.
