Your daily horoscope for April 12, as written by a chatbot

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April 12, 2023

Who needs a crystal ball when you have a chatbot? We asked, and the AI answered, providing us with horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs. Some are pithy, some are scathing, others insightful.

 

Here are today’s readings for all 12 zodiac signs.

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Aries (March 21 – April 19):

Today, you will be unstoppable. Just like a toddler who’s just learned to walk, watch out world!

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Taurus (April 20 – May 20):

Your hard work and dedication are appreciated, but it seems like your efforts are not paying off. Don’t worry, Taurus, Rome wasn’t built in a day. Just like your bank account.

 

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Gemini (May 21 – June 20):

Your choice of words will be crucial today, Gemini. Remember, “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it” can only be used so many times before people stop believing you.

 

 

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Cancer (June 21 – July 22):

It’s time to prioritize self-care, Cancer. Take a break from your responsibilities and indulge in some Netflix and chill. Or, you know, just chill.

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Leo (July 23 – August 22):

You’re a star, Leo! But remember, even Beyoncé takes a break every once in a while. Don’t overwork yourself, or you’ll end up like that last slice of pizza – burnt out.

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Virgo (August 23 – September 22):

You might face some delays at work today, Virgo. But don’t worry, it’s just the universe’s way of telling you to take a coffee break.

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Libra (September 23 – October 22):

Stand up for what you believe in today, Libra. You never know, you might just end up inspiring a revolution. Or at least a really good meme.

 

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Scorpio (October 23 – November 21):

Double down on your goals today, Scorpio. Just like a squirrel storing nuts for the winter, it’s time to start squirreling away all that success.

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Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21):

Focus on your finances, Sagittarius. And remember, money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy a lot of tacos.

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Capricorn (December 22 – January 19):

Do a personal inventory today, Capricorn. Just like Marie Kondo, it’s time to declutter your life. And maybe your closet too.

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Aquarius (January 20 – February 18):

It’s time to step out of your comfort zone, Aquarius. Just like a penguin trying to fly, you might not succeed, but at least you’ll look cute doing it.

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Pisces (February 19 – March 20):

Listen to the messages behind the words today, Pisces. Or, you know, just pretend to listen and nod along like everyone else.

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Alex Andonovska is a staff writer at Cheapism and MediaFeed, based in Porto, Portugal. With 12 years of writing and editing at places like TheVintageNews.com, she’s your go-to for all things travel, food, and lifestyle. Alex specializes in turning “shower thoughts” into well-researched articles and sharing fun facts that are mostly useless but sure to bring a smile to your face. When she's not working, you'll find her exploring second-hand shops, antique stores, and flea markets.