Your daily horoscope for April 17, according to ChatGPT

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April 17, 2023

Who needs a crystal ball when you have ChatGPT? We asked the AI to provide us with horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs. Some are pithy, others are scathing or even insightful, but all are probably not what you’d expect.

Here are today’s readings for all 12 zodiac signs.

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Aries (March 21 – April 19):

Aries, today you’re feeling as fiery as a dragon at a chili cook-off. Share your spice with the world, but don’t forget to have a glass of milk handy.

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Taurus (April 20 – May 20):

Taurus, you’re so down-to-earth today that you could be mistaken for a tree. Embrace your inner oak and let your roots grow deep.

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Gemini (May 21 – June 20):

Gemini, you’re so good at multitasking today that you could juggle flaming swords while riding a unicycle. Just be careful not to drop the ball—or the swords!

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Cancer (June 21 – July 22):

Cancer, you’re feeling as cozy as a hermit crab in a new shell today. Enjoy your newfound comfort, but don’t forget to say hello to your fellow beach-dwellers.

 

 

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Leo (July 23 – August 22):

Today, Leo, you’re feeling so generous that you could give the Lion King a run for his money. Share your wealth, but remember that it’s okay to treat yourself, too.

 

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Virgo (August 23 – September 22):

Virgo, you’re so organized today that you’ve managed to alphabetize your sock drawer by color. Use that skill to bring order to other areas of your life—like your spice rack.

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Libra (September 23 – October 22):

Libra, your charm is so powerful today that even a snake would be hypnotized. Use your magnetism to make new connections, but be cautious not to charm the pants off everyone you meet.

 

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Scorpio (October 23 – November 21):

Scorpio, you’re so perceptive today that you can see through walls (metaphorically, of course). Use your x-ray vision to uncover hidden opportunities.

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Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21):

Sagittarius, you’re feeling so optimistic today that you’d bet on a three-legged horse in a race. Share your positive vibes, but remember that not every gamble pays off.

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Capricorn (December 22 – January 19):

Capricorn, you’re so focused today that you could thread a needle in a hurricane. Use your concentration to tackle your to-do list, but don’t forget to come up for air.

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Aquarius (January 20 – February 18):

Aquarius, your creativity is flowing like a river today. Dive in and let your imagination run wild, but be sure to keep a life jacket nearby.

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Pisces (February 19 – March 20):

Pisces, you’re feeling so intuitive today that you can practically read minds. Use your psychic powers for good, but remember that with great power comes great responsibility.

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Alex Andonovska is a staff writer at Cheapism and MediaFeed, based in Porto, Portugal. With 12 years of writing and editing at places like TheVintageNews.com, she’s your go-to for all things travel, food, and lifestyle. Alex specializes in turning “shower thoughts” into well-researched articles and sharing fun facts that are mostly useless but sure to bring a smile to your face. When she's not working, you'll find her exploring second-hand shops, antique stores, and flea markets.