Your daily horoscope, as written by a robot

April 5, 2023

With chatbots all the rage these days, we decided to ask one of them to offer up some daily prognostications, and it did not disappoint.

If you’re a Taurus, you may be pretty happy with what the chatbot had to say. Cancer? You may want to heed the advice and got get yourself a little treat to make it all better.

Here’s what the chatbot had to say about all 12 of the zodiac signs:

Aries (March 21 – April 19):

Looks like you’re in for some work pressure today, but don’t worry, take a deep breath, and make calculated decisions. Oh, and don’t forget to wear your lucky red underwear. Lucky color: red. Lucky number: 7.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20):

Your finances may improve today, which is great news! But hey, don’t go crazy and spend it all in one place. Lucky color: green. Lucky number: 4.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20):

Communication is key today, but let’s be real, who has time for that? Just say what you need to say and move on. Lucky color: yellow. Lucky number: 2.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22):

You may feel a little emotional today, but it’s nothing a good cry and some ice cream can’t fix. Lucky color: blue. Lucky number: 6.

Leo (July 23 – August 22):

Leo: Congratulations, your hard work may finally pay off today! Time to celebrate with some champagne and a fancy dinner. Lucky color: gold. Lucky number: 1.

Woman in wheat field — kieferpix / iStock

Virgo (August 23 – September 22):

You may feel a sudden urge to rearrange your home today, but let’s be honest, it’s just an excuse to avoid doing actual work. Lucky color: brown. Lucky number: 5.

Libra (September 23 – October 22):

Financial opportunities may come knocking today, but remember, money can’t buy happiness… unless you’re shopping for shoes. Lucky color: pink. Lucky number: 9.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21):

You may have some tough conversations with your loved ones today, but don’t worry, just pretend like you’re listening and everything will be fine. Lucky color: black. Lucky number: 8.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21):

Looks like you’re feeling social today, so go ahead and make new friends! Just don’t forget to bring your lucky horseshoe. Lucky color: purple. Lucky number: 3.

Mountain goat — Fabrizio Palombieri / iStock

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19):

Work may be a little stressful today, but don’t let that stop you from dreaming about your next vacation destination. Lucky color: gray. Lucky number: 10.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18):

You’re feeling optimistic today, which is great! Just remember, life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get. Lucky color: turquoise. Lucky number: 11.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20):

Time to embrace your creative side! Let’s see what masterpiece you come up with today… or maybe just a stick figure drawing. Lucky color: silver. Lucky number: 12.

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Alex Andonovska is a staff writer at Cheapism and MediaFeed, based in Porto, Portugal. With 12 years of writing and editing at places like TheVintageNews.com, she’s your go-to for all things travel, food, and lifestyle. Alex specializes in turning “shower thoughts” into well-researched articles and sharing fun facts that are mostly useless but sure to bring a smile to your face. When she's not working, you'll find her exploring second-hand shops, antique stores, and flea markets.

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Your daily horoscope, as written by a robot

Aries (March 21 – April 19):

Taurus (April 20 – May 20):

Gemini (May 21 – June 20):

Cancer (June 21 – July 22):

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Virgo (August 23 – September 22):

Libra (September 23 – October 22):

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Your daily horoscope, as written by a robot

Aries (March 21 – April 19):

Taurus (April 20 – May 20):

Gemini (May 21 – June 20):

Cancer (June 21 – July 22):

Leo (July 23 – August 22):

Virgo (August 23 – September 22):

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Libra (September 23 – October 22):

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21):

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21):

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19):

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18):

Pisces (February 19 – March 20):

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