Your daily horoscope, as written by a robot

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With chatbots all the rage these days, we decided to ask one of them to offer up some daily prognostications, and it did not disappoint.

If you’re a Taurus, you may be pretty happy with what the chatbot had to say. Cancer? You may want to heed the advice and got get yourself a little treat to make it all better.

Here’s what the chatbot had to say about all 12 of the zodiac signs:

Aries ram
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Aries (March 21 – April 19):

Looks like you’re in for some work pressure today, but don’t worry, take a deep breath, and make calculated decisions. Oh, and don’t forget to wear your lucky red underwear. Lucky color: red. Lucky number: 7.

Taurus bull
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Taurus (April 20 – May 20):

Your finances may improve today, which is great news! But hey, don’t go crazy and spend it all in one place. Lucky color: green. Lucky number: 4.

Twins
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Gemini (May 21 – June 20):

Communication is key today, but let’s be real, who has time for that? Just say what you need to say and move on. Lucky color: yellow. Lucky number: 2.

Crab
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Cancer (June 21 – July 22):

You may feel a little emotional today, but it’s nothing a good cry and some ice cream can’t fix. Lucky color: blue. Lucky number: 6.

A lion
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Leo (July 23 – August 22):

Leo: Congratulations, your hard work may finally pay off today! Time to celebrate with some champagne and a fancy dinner. Lucky color: gold. Lucky number: 1.

Woman in wheat field
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Virgo (August 23 – September 22):

You may feel a sudden urge to rearrange your home today, but let’s be honest, it’s just an excuse to avoid doing actual work. Lucky color: brown. Lucky number: 5.

Scale
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Libra (September 23 – October 22):

Financial opportunities may come knocking today, but remember, money can’t buy happiness… unless you’re shopping for shoes. Lucky color: pink. Lucky number: 9.

Scorpio
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Scorpio (October 23 – November 21):

You may have some tough conversations with your loved ones today, but don’t worry, just pretend like you’re listening and everything will be fine. Lucky color: black. Lucky number: 8.

Bowman
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Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21):

Looks like you’re feeling social today, so go ahead and make new friends! Just don’t forget to bring your lucky horseshoe. Lucky color: purple. Lucky number: 3.

Mountain goat
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Capricorn (December 22 – January 19):

Work may be a little stressful today, but don’t let that stop you from dreaming about your next vacation destination. Lucky color: gray. Lucky number: 10.

Aquarius
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Aquarius (January 20 – February 18):

You’re feeling optimistic today, which is great! Just remember, life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get. Lucky color: turquoise. Lucky number: 11.

Surprised fish
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Pisces (February 19 – March 20):

Time to embrace your creative side! Let’s see what masterpiece you come up with today… or maybe just a stick figure drawing. Lucky color: silver. Lucky number: 12.

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