Your daily horoscope for April 16, according to ChatGPT

April 16, 2023

Who needs a crystal ball when you have ChatGPT? We asked the AI to provide us with horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs. Some are pithy, others are scathing or even insightful, but all are probably not what you’d expect.

Here are today’s readings for all 12 zodiac signs.

Aries (March 21 – April 19):

You’re feeling so energetic today that even the Energizer Bunny is taking notes. Channel that energy into a new hobby, like extreme ironing, and watch those wrinkles disappear!

Taurus (April 20 – May 20):

Taurus, your stubborn nature has you feeling like a bull in a china shop today. Turn that energy into a dance and show the world your best “bull-erina” moves.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20):

There are two sides to every story, Gemini, and today you’ll hear both. Just remember that sometimes, the truth is stranger than fiction!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22):

Feeling a bit crabby today, Cancer? Time to retreat into your shell and binge-watch that new underwater documentary series about fashionable crustaceans.

Leo (July 23 – August 22):

Today, you’re so fierce that you could be mistaken for a lion on the runway. Strut your stuff, Leo, but remember not to let your roar drown out the compliments.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22):

When life gives you lemons, Virgo, you make lemonade—with a twist. Today, your creativity shines so bright, even the sun is squinting.

Libra (September 23 – October 22):

Libra, you’re so balanced today that you could walk a tightrope in heels. Use that equilibrium to dazzle your friends with your new acrobatic skills.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21):

Today, Scorpio, you’re so mysterious that Sherlock Holmes himself is on the case. Keep everyone guessing, but don’t forget to reveal a few clues along the way.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21):

Feeling adventurous today, Sagittarius? Time to embark on a journey to the center of your living room. Who knows what treasures await?

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19):

Capricorn, you’re climbing to new heights today. Just be sure not to step on any friendly goats along the way.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18):

Aquarius, you’re so innovative today that even Elon Musk is taking notes. Use your ingenuity to solve life’s little problems, like how to build the perfect pillow fort.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20):

Dreamy Pisces, today is the perfect day for a nap. Just remember to set an alarm, or you might find yourself swimming in a sea of missed appointments.

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Your daily horoscope for April 16, according to ChatGPT

Aries (March 21 – April 19):

Taurus (April 20 – May 20):

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Cancer (June 21 – July 22):

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Virgo (August 23 – September 22):

Libra (September 23 – October 22):

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Your daily horoscope for April 16, according to ChatGPT

Aries (March 21 – April 19):

Taurus (April 20 – May 20):

Gemini (May 21 – June 20):

Cancer (June 21 – July 22):

Leo (July 23 – August 22):

Virgo (August 23 – September 22):

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Libra (September 23 – October 22):

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21):

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21):

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19):

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18):

Pisces (February 19 – March 20):

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