Weekly AI Horoscope: Herbaceousness, Luxury Linen & Aesthetic Produce

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This week, the cosmos is not subtle. We are closing out Jupiter’s flashy, fast-talking year in Gemini with a planetary finale that feels like the end of a chaotic group chat.

Let’s break it down.

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June 5: Venus Enters Taurus

Venus, planet of pleasure, money, beauty, and doing things because they feel good and look good, returns to her lush, pastel-hued homeland of Taurus this week. Picture her walking barefoot into a field of roses wearing silk pajamas and holding a glass of wine that was not opened for sharing.

Venus in Taurus is indulgent, sensual, and unapologetically into comfort. This is not the time for performing emotional austerity. It is the time for:

  • Upgrading your sheets
  • Buying produce just because it’s pretty
  • Lingering over a text reply because aesthetics matter
  • Falling in love with someone for how they pronounce “herbaceous”

Do not waste this transit trying to be cool. Be cozy. Stay moisturized. Admire beauty.

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June 8: Mercury Conjunct Jupiter at 29° Gemini

This is the kind of transit that makes people tweet way too much and accidentally pitch a brilliant idea during a casual meeting about snacks.

Mercury, ruler of Gemini, meets Jupiter, planetary hype man, at the final, dramatic, 29th degree of the sign. It’s like the last five minutes of a party where everyone suddenly becomes emotional, confessional, and weirdly articulate. Use your voice. Say the thing. Send the pitch. Make the declaration. There are no wrong ideas, just ones you didn’t say out loud in time.

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June 8: Mercury Enters Cancer

June 8 is Jupiter’s last full day in Gemini, closing out an era of expansion in the Gemini part of your chart that began a little over a year ago. And just to keep things emotionally confusing, Mercury slides into Cancer the very same day, like it’s fleeing the scene of a crime.

Jupiter will follow 24 hours later, and suddenly, the entire cosmos goes from “fun facts and fast talking” to “did that text feel dismissive?” You might cry in public. You might monologue about your childhood over brunch. You might describe your ex using ocean metaphors and feel completely justified.

Curious exactly what it all means for you? Check your sun, moon and rising signs, and take what resonates! (Don’t know your moon or rising sign? Celestecan help.)

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Aries

Your brain is on fire (in a good way). Say the thing, sign the thing, overshare in a way that somehow lands as profound. Buy yourself a treat afterward. Two, actually.

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Taurus

Venus just walked into your house and started redecorating. Let her. You are the main character. Demand softness. Demand snacks. Demand financial compensation for your energy. (You might get it.)

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Gemini

You are The Moment, with Mercury and Jupiter sharing one final genius sleepover in your sign. Say something iconic before they leave.

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Cancer

The future looks a little dreamier—and so do the people helping you shape it. Venus is lighting up your long-term vision with beauty, connection, and unexpected charm. Align yourself with people (and plans) that actually feel good.

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Leo

You’re the social architect of your friend group this week. Use your powers for good! Or at least, for a highly aesthetic rooftop hang. Say yes to weird invitations. They are sure to lead somewhere.

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Virgo

You need beauty, fresh air, and a plane ticket—or at least a new philosophy to flirt with. Venus wants you inspired and a little turned on by life. Say yes to wonder, wander, and wine with someone interesting.

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Libra

Luxury meets wanderlust. Say something smart, then immediately plan a trip you can’t quite afford. It’s fine. Manifestation is just financially irresponsible optimism with charisma. You’ve got that in spades.

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Scorpio

Your sultry little secrets deserve better lighting. Speak your needs. Open the metaphorical safe. Venus says intimacy should feel nice. Mercury-Jupiter says clarity is foreplay. You know what to do.

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Sagittarius

Your relationships are one giant group project this week, and you’re the one who remembered the deadline. Say what you mean. Especially if it’s “we should make it official.”

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Capricorn

Pleasure isn’t a distraction. It’s the assignment! Venus is in your fun zone, tossing glitter on your hobbies, crushes, and questionable creative impulses. Flirt more. Make art. Be joyfully unserious for once.

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Aquarius

You’re magnetic, unbothered, and possibly writing a bestselling memoir in your Notes app. Say something weird and brilliant this week, and watch it land. Bonus points if it’s about love or the ethics of skincare.

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Pisces

The domestic fantasy is real. Redecorate your feelings. Say something tender to someone who thought you were mysterious and unreachable. Oops! They were wrong.

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