Your daily horoscope, according to a chatbot

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April 6, 2023

If you’ll trust a guy in Times Square to predict your future using Tarot cards, you might as well leave your daily prognostications to the chat bots, right? After all, they’re the bleeding edge of today’s technology.

Are you a Virgo? The chatbot has some guidance for you if you’re feeling overwhelmed today. Feeling a little emotional, Cancer? It’s OK to find a quiet place to cry.

Here’s what the chatbot had to say about all 12 of the zodiac signs:

Aries ram
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Aries (March 21 – April 19):

You may feel a little extra competitive today, but don’t worry, it’s not like everyone is out to get you… or are they? Lucky color: orange. Lucky number: 8.

Taurus bull
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Taurus (April 20 – May 20):

You may find yourself feeling a little stubborn today, but let’s be real, when are you not stubborn? Embrace it, it’s who you are. Lucky color: brown. Lucky number: 6.

Twins
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Gemini (May 21 – June 20):

Communication is key today, but who has the time for that? Just send a quick text and call it a day. Lucky color: purple. Lucky number: 2.

Crab
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Cancer (June 21 – July 22):

You may feel a little more emotional than usual today, but don’t worry, crying in the bathroom at work is totally normal. Lucky color: pink. Lucky number: 7.

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Leo (July 23 – August 22):

You may feel a little extra dramatic today, but that’s just because you’re a star! Embrace your inner diva and shine. Lucky color: gold. Lucky number: 1.

Woman in wheat field
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Virgo (August 23 – September 22):

You may feel a little overwhelmed today, but let’s be real, you’ve got this. Just make a to-do list and tackle one thing at a time. Lucky color: gray. Lucky number: 4.

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Libra (September 23 – October 22):

You may be feeling a little extra charming today, so go ahead and use those persuasive skills to get what you want. Lucky color: blue. Lucky number: 9.

Scorpio
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Scorpio (October 23 – November 21):

You may feel a little extra secretive today, but that’s just because you’re plotting world domination. Just kidding… or am I? Lucky color: black. Lucky number: 3.

Bowman
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Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21):

You may feel a little extra adventurous today, so go ahead and try that new restaurant, or maybe even skydiving. Lucky color: green. Lucky number: 5.

Mountain goat
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Capricorn (December 22 – January 19):

You may feel a little extra serious today, but that’s just because you’re a responsible adult. Don’t forget to have a little fun though! Lucky color: red. Lucky number: 10.

Aquarius
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Aquarius (January 20 – February 18):

You may feel a little extra rebellious today, so go ahead and break some rules… but not too many, we don’t want you to get arrested. Lucky color: turquoise. Lucky number: 11.

Surprised fish
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Pisces (February 19 – March 20):

You may feel a little extra dreamy today, but that’s just because you’re a creative genius. Embrace your imagination and see where it takes you. Lucky color: silver. Lucky number: 12.

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Alex Andonovska is a staff writer at Cheapism and MediaFeed, based in Porto, Portugal. With 12 years of writing and editing at places like TheVintageNews.com, she’s your go-to for all things travel, food, and lifestyle. Alex specializes in turning “shower thoughts” into well-researched articles and sharing fun facts that are mostly useless but sure to bring a smile to your face. When she's not working, you'll find her exploring second-hand shops, antique stores, and flea markets.