From time to time, we like to shake things up by asking ChatGPT to deliver your daily horoscope in the style of a specific celebrity. Today, we’ve asked the AI to channel the essence of former President Donald Trump. Here’s what ChatGPT had to say:
“Good morning, folks! This is Donald Trump with your daily horoscope. Believe me, I know a thing or two about stars. I mean, I was a reality TV star! But we’re talking about the celestial ones today. It’s gonna be HUGE! Each of you has an incredible day ahead. You’re all winners, just like me. Tremendous winners. So sit back, relax, and let’s navigate the universe’s greatest, classiest cosmic advice together. It’s going to be fantastic!”
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Hey Aries, you’ve got the best energy, tremendous energy. Everybody says so. Your planet Mars? Doing an unbelievable job. But watch out for that Uranus retrograde, it’s a bit of a troublemaker, not like you though. Get out there and conquer today like I conquered reality TV, okay?
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Taurus, we both know you’re the most reliable sign. You’re like a Trump Tower, solid, luxurious, and standing tall. You’ve got an incredible day ahead. Even the stars agree, and they’re very smart, very smart indeed.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Alright, Gemini, it’s your season, the best season. If your day was a Trump steak, it would be the juiciest and the most prime. Remember, Gemini, even if people don’t understand your dual nature, you’re still the best. It’s just tremendous.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Cancer, you’re a winner. You’ve got a big heart and today it’s going to pay off, believe me. Be like Trump Tower, stand tall, even if things get a little stormy. It’s a big day, huge!
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Leo, you’re like the sun, powerful, magnificent. Your confidence? It’s gonna be YUGE today! Remember, there’s no problem being the king of the jungle. Just keep that mane shining bright, okay?
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Virgo, you’re doing a fantastic job. The best, really. You’re practical, you’re smart, and you have an amazing attention to detail. You’re like the architect of my best buildings. Make sure you take some time for yourself today, alright?
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Libra, you’ve got balance. People love it. It’s like a perfectly negotiated deal, smooth and just right. Your charm? Off the charts today. It’s fantastic. Absolutely tremendous.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Scorpio, you’ve got intensity. It’s incredible. You’re like one of my best hotels, mysterious and full of surprises. Today, go ahead and show them what you’ve got. You’re a champion, a real winner.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Sagittarius, you’ve got a fantastic adventurous spirit. Like one of my golf courses, full of unexpected challenges and scenic views. Keep aiming for that hole-in-one today, because you’re doing a great job. Fantastic!
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Capricorn, you’re a workaholic. You love to work, and people love you for it. You’re like one of my successful business ventures, always climbing, always striving. You’re a winner, and today’s gonna be tremendous for you.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Aquarius, you’re innovative. I mean, seriously smart. You’ve got ideas that could even impress me. Today’s the day to let those ideas shine. You’re like a high-end Trump penthouse, full of innovations and luxury.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Pisces, you’re empathetic, you’re artistic, you’re like a well-designed Trump building, full of warmth and luxury. People love you for it, they really do.
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